jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance
"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
tv shows are fictional but the pain is real
*lies in the sun for 5 mins*
wheres my tan
*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once